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Trick-or-Treat Night

Trick or treat night in McCallsburg, Saturday, Oct. 28th - 5:00 to 8:00 PM

Halloween jokes:

  • When do zombies finish trick or treating? When they are dead tired.

  • Why shouldn't an angry witch take her broom trick or treating? She might fly off the handle.

  • How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out trick or treating? They use vanishing cream.

  • What do vampires take to get around on Halloween night? A blood vessel.

  • Why did the skeleton run away? Because a dog was after his bones.

  • How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He felt it in his bones.

  • How did the zombie become great a trick or treating? Dead-ication.

  • What is a vampire's favorite halloween candy? A sucker.

  • How does a witch know the best time to go trick or treating? She checks her witch watch.

  • What is a monster's favorite halloween candy? Bugs and (Hershey's) kisses.

  • Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck.

  • Why don't skeletons like Halloween candy? They don't have the stomach for it.

  • Where do werewolves store all of their Halloween candy? In a werehouse.

  • What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"

  • Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.

  • Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!

  • What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"

  • What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!

  • Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.

  • What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!

  • What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.

  • What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"

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