Trick-or-Treat Night

Trick or treat night in McCallsburg, Saturday, Oct. 28th - 5:00 to 8:00 PM

Halloween jokes:

• When do zombies finish trick or treating? When they are dead tired.

• Why shouldn't an angry witch take her broom trick or treating? She might fly off the handle.

• How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out trick or treating? They use vanishing cream.

• What do vampires take to get around on Halloween night? A blood vessel.

• Why did the skeleton run away? Because a dog was after his bones.

• How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He felt it in his bones.

• How did the zombie become great a trick or treating? Dead-ication.

• What is a vampire's favorite halloween candy? A sucker.

• How does a witch know the best time to go trick or treating? She checks her witch watch.

• What is a monster's favorite halloween candy? Bugs and (Hershey's) kisses.

• Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck.

• Why don't skeletons like Halloween candy? They don't have the stomach for it.

• Where do werewolves store all of their Halloween candy? In a werehouse.

• What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"

• Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.

• Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!

• What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"

• What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!

• Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.

• What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!

• What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.

• What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"