Trick or treat night in McCallsburg, Saturday, Oct. 28th - 5:00 to 8:00 PM
Halloween jokes:
When do zombies finish trick or treating? When they are dead tired.
Why shouldn't an angry witch take her broom trick or treating? She might fly off the handle.
How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out trick or treating? They use vanishing cream.
What do vampires take to get around on Halloween night? A blood vessel.
Why did the skeleton run away? Because a dog was after his bones.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He felt it in his bones.
How did the zombie become great a trick or treating? Dead-ication.
What is a vampire's favorite halloween candy? A sucker.
How does a witch know the best time to go trick or treating? She checks her witch watch.
What is a monster's favorite halloween candy? Bugs and (Hershey's) kisses.
Why didn't anyone want to go trick or treating with Dracula? Because he is a pain in the neck.
Why don't skeletons like Halloween candy? They don't have the stomach for it.
Where do werewolves store all of their Halloween candy? In a werehouse.
What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"
What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"